What is God?

Source: PestCemetery.com

Does God exist or not?

What an absurd question. But if you were to ask me this question, I would not answer in yes or no.

I would say that the existence of God depends upon what you call God.

But still if you were to ask me what God is, then I would say this.

God is a kid with a magnifying glass, roasting a bug alive in the sun and grinning at it.